Anko gets a son, Sasuke gets a mother

Tsunade sighed in worry. she had just received another report concerning Sasuke's lust for vengeance and what he is willing to do in order to Acheive it. Ever since Itachi returned and beat him to a pulp hes been more committed to killing him. But what concerns her is that he might seek out that snake freak Orochimaru. "What am I going to do with this kid?" She asked herself and rubbed her tremble. Shizune was across the room working on paper work and heard what her mentor had said. "Do with what kid?" Shizune asked curiously.

"Its the Uchiha kid, I'm afraid he might do something completely stupid because of his desire to avenge his clan. Why do you have any suggestions?" Tsunade asked

Shizune thought for a moment then said. "Why not spy on him? You know try to figure out what going on in his head, maybe we can find a way to steer him away from the path hes chosen."

Tsunade thought it over. It was a good idea but who should do it? She gave it more thought and then suddenly she knew who would be perfect to do this assignment...Anko Mitarashi.

Anko was sitting in a park bench eating dangos and enjoying her day off. Then suddenly an Anbu Appeared out of nowhere which seems to have agitated her.

"Oh come on! Today's my day off! What do you want from me!

The Anbu remained calmed and said "The hokage has summoned you for a special task." And then disappeared.

"Why me?!" She groaned obviously not content with being disturbed on her day off. But she knew better then to keep the Hokage waiting so she hurried off and couldn't help but wonder what this special task would be. She arrived and entered the Hokages office finding Tsunade waiting for her at her desk. "Lady Tsunade you wished to see me?" Anko asked.

"Yes, Anko I have summoned you for a special mission. I need you to spy on Sasuke Uchiha.

Anko starred at her in disbelief. "Lady Tsunade I don't mean to be rude but shouldn't this mission be more appropriate for a lower ranked ninja? And why spy on him?"

"I choose you because your one of the best stealth shinobis I have at my disposal and because I need you to find out what's going through his head and find a way to keep him from seeking Orochimaru."

Anko's face hardend as she hear her the name of the man who she most despised. "So that's why. Well I understand now and I promise you Ill knock some sense into that brat if I have to."

Tsunade smiled in approval. "Good, you're dismissed then. Report back to me soon."

"Yes lady Tsunade." Anko said and gave a bow before leaving. In a matter of minutes she had arrived at Sasukes apartment complex. She sat on a branch in a nearby tree. From her angle she could perfectly see inside the building lucky for her it was empty so she had some time to do some snooping before Sasuke returns. She did quick work of the locked door and walked inside. To her surprise the place was very clean and well kept, but it was lacking in decoration. The walls were a dull white and had boring furniture, across from her was Television and a small couch with a blanket and pillow folded neatly in place.

"Hmm, I guess he likes sleeping on the couch, wait, what's this?" She took a closer look at the blanket. It was very babyish looking, decorated with stars and crescent moons. She took the blanket and held it. "It feels like baby's blanket. Why would he use this?" A certain sweet aroma came from the blanket. She held it closer sniffing it to try and identify the scent. "Is that talcum powder?" As she put the blanket back in place she found two more items. A pacifier and a Teddy bear. "I've got to be in the wrong place why would Sasuke have this stuff?" Just then she heard footsteps outside the building. Someone was coming in, she quickly dashed inside a nearby closet and closed it but left a small space to peek out of. Sasuke entered his home with a tired look on his face. "Finally home!" He sighed and kicked of his shoes then made his way toward his room to change. "Well looks like I'm gonna be here for a while." Anko said. She changed positions and hit her foot against something soft. She took the object and studied it in her hands. "Its a diaper? What no way!" She then realized the closet was stacked with diapers and clothes on hangers. "Does he use this stuff?" She said to herself.

Sasuke had returned but was now dressed in a black t-shirt and baggy grey sweatpants. As he passed the closet where Anko hid she heard loud crinkles coming from him. She had to hold in a giggle at the amusing sight."So he does wear them." It was funny but she also thought it was cute. Sasuke having no clue that Anko was watching him sat down on his couch and covered himself with his blanket and turned on his television. After fliping through a few channels he found nothing good to watch so he just watched some cartoons. He then grabbed the pacifier that was on the couch and stuck it in his mouth making audible sucking sounds. Anko couldn't believe what she was seeing even though the sight was absolutely adorable this boy didn't seem like the revenge crazed brat that Tsunade had described. "Maybe I should have a little fun with him." She said with an evil, mischievous grin. She quietly got out of the closet and tip toed to the couch using her amazing stealth. She even managed to sit on the top part of the couch without Sasuke noticing. She smiled smugly at Sasukes cluelessnes and said. "Hi there cutie." Completely surprising and scaring him